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pj


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Posted: 2015-08-26 13:53
As for me, I believe in evolution and intelligent design.
I think God designed us in his image,
but I also think God is a monkey.

From the New New Rules by Bill Maher
(the whole rant is excellent, but a tad too long for quoting)

OFFENDERS WILL BE TERMINATED

pj


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Posted: 2016-03-21 13:59
“Those who think the past predicts the future are condemned to pick the wrong stocks.” – Scott Adams

I sincerely hope that he is wrong on the other subject.

I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought 'what did you expect? There's no water 'round here stupid, shoulda stayed where it was wet.'

pj


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Posted: 2016-03-31 10:44
You know, when I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while, when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he’d learned in three years
From “Going My Way”

I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought 'what did you expect? There's no water 'round here stupid, shoulda stayed where it was wet.'

pj


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Posted: 2016-10-04 09:25
"I don't know. Maybe we should just all take drugs."

John Holbo, Associate Professor
winding down the lecture about justice in Plato

from Coursera

I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought 'what did you expect? There's no water 'round here stupid, shoulda stayed where it was wet.'

ComteZero


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Posted: 2016-10-13 16:45
from ING's memo trying to justify to Amsterdam and Brussels folks why the happy few keeping their jobs will have to cross the Channel :

"If the effects of a possible “hard” Brexit filter through to the talent pools in Europe, London may no longer remain an appropriate location for the FM trading function, and FM would consider its response to any such change at that time."

/* Trust is good, no trust is better. */

pj


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Posted: 2017-05-15 12:49
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
Google attributes to Mark Twain.
Not gonna argue.

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom Henry L. Mencken
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