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Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-07 15:01

 

 

""Hang on lads I've got an idea"  The Italian Job ( the original one with Cain)

 

 

 

 



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Posted: 2004-07-07 15:02

"It's the one that says bad muthafucka on it"

-Pulp Fiction


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Posted: 2004-07-07 16:20

Goodbye, Mr. Chigs. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Mr. Chigs (1939)


size does matter

chiral3
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Posted: 2004-07-07 16:23

"I think I tore my sack!" - Kingpin

Great line RQ!  BTW, didn't we all do this on wilm ott for three years straight? ;-)


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Posted: 2004-07-07 17:21

Pulp Fiction is quite possibly the best one-liner movie ever...

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but i'll never know."


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Posted: 2004-07-07 17:42

"What do you need?"

"Guns... lots of guns."

The Matrix


The Figs Protocol.

Beavis
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Posted: 2004-07-07 17:58
"to-ga.....  to-ga..........to-GA........to-GA..........TO-GA.......TO-GA..... TO-GA!!....TO-GA!!.............."

Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-07 18:05

 

 

Cain: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors"  The Italian Job


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Posted: 2004-07-07 19:00
 

 

Who's Zed?

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

 

 

Pulp Fiction

 

 

 


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Posted: 2004-07-07 19:05
 Jack Ryan: I'm here to rent the Huey.
Helicopter owner: We don't rent it anymore, but it is for sale.
Jack Ryan: How much?
Helicopter owner: Two million dollars.
Jack Ryan: Uh, my pilot and I will have to talk it for a test drive.
Helicopter owner: Of course, you just have to leave a deposit.
Jack Ryan: How much is that?
Helicopter owner: Two million dollars.

я, конечно, вернусь

gatarek


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Posted: 2004-07-07 19:05

You threw that silver dollar? You want it back? You know how to get it?

Dude (Dean Martin) in "Rio Bravo"


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Posted: 2004-07-07 19:26

not a one-liner, but excellent still:

Quentin's Monologue from 'Sleep With Me' Originally written by Roger Avary

What's a film about, what's it really about? What genre does it take?

[Duane: What, like the spine? Like one sentence?]

No, I don't, fucking boy meets girl, I don't give a shit about that. Fuck boy meets girl, fuck motorcycle movie. No, what is really being said? What's really being said, that's what you're talking about. 'Cause the whole idea, man, is subversion. You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

[Duane: Oh, come on.]

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

[Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?]

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!


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Posted: 2004-07-07 21:02

MAX :  That's the Perfect Attendance awards and the Punctuality Award. I got those at Rushmore. I thought you could choose which one you like more, and you could wear that one and I could wear the other.

Mr. Blume's face softens. He nods slowly. He studies the pins and says quietly:

MR. BLUME : I'll take punctuality.

MAX : Ok

 

-Rushmore


Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-09 16:32

 

 

Gatarek Rio Bravo brings back memories, did you see Rio Lobo?

 

 

"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."

 

Can't remember which one anybody?

 

 

 


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Posted: 2004-07-09 16:34

Sounds like Mae West. Another one:

"A hard man is good to find."


Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-09 16:53

 

J,

 

Sounds like it

 

" I'm not special! Infact I remember my mother telling me that I wasn't special." George in Seinfeld

 

 

 


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Posted: 2004-07-09 19:48

One more old movie:

"I can be inteligent too. Only nobody wanted it"

Lorellei (Marylin Monroe) in "Gentlemen prefer blondes"


gatarek


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Posted: 2004-07-09 19:54

Jorge Rivera: "I've got no gun"

John Wayne: "And that's what worries me"

Rio Lobo


Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-09 20:44

 

Rio Lobo so long ago... I can hardly recall any lines myself but that sounds familiar

 

"My name's Pussy Galore"  => Goldfinger... in Goldfingers jet

 

"If you gotta shoot, shoot don't talk" => The good the bad the ugly...Ugly after shooting the one arm bandit from his bath tub.

 

 

 

 

 


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Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-13 21:53

 

"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. "

 

Pulp Fiction

 


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Posted: 2004-07-13 22:28
Yet another great one from PF...endless.

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Posted: 2004-07-13 22:29

"The life of the Repo Man is always intense."

-- Repo Man (obviously)


"There are others and then there is myself. I must learn to distinguish the others from myself. They are separate people, with different identities." Rodney Anonymous

chiral3
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Posted: 2004-07-13 22:30

Kutilya,

Who is your icon a picture of?


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Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-13 22:38

 

 

Its Carl Orff. Musical Note

 

Whats your? Seems like rock band, I would like it on a t-shirt though.

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted: 2004-07-13 22:42

I don't even know why mine is mine, it has no particulary special place.  The actual image was done by a German artist by the name of Geiger.  It happens to be the cover of an Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album (you're right there) called brain salad surgery.  BSS is a brit term for an act.....  The hard thing for me is getting the 5kb pic, and I am too impatient to twiddle the size down of the pic that I want.


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