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Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-29 20:55

 

"I enjoy three things, killing meat, eating meat, and putting meat into meat." - Kamasutra

 

 


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Crassus


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Posted: 2004-07-30 00:56
Have not seen any porn quotes yet.  This is disappointing for NP.

Crassus


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Posted: 2004-07-30 00:57

Here's one:

"Not in the ass!"  April Summers in Extreme Teen 5.


godfather


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Posted: 2004-07-30 09:26

rfm, that's ah exactly what i said.

 


"No one here gets out alive." - Jim Morrison

Graeme


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Posted: 2004-07-30 20:20
 

Here's one:

"Not in the ass!"  April Summers in Extreme Teen 5.

There is something sufficiently similar, and possibly a little more profound [I can't say this for sure, having not seen your movie] in 'Leaving Las Vegas'.


Graeme West

Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-31 17:47

 

What do you mean you eat no meat…..Don’t worry I’ll cook lambBig Smile  ~  My big fat Greek Wedding.

 

 


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Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-07-31 18:23

"At the end of the day we are all fruits"

 

"Give me any word and I will show you that it originated in the Greek language"

 

My big fat Greek Wedding.

 

 


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Graeme


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Posted: 2004-08-01 20:19

"Camelot! Camelot! Camelot!"

"It's only a model."

"shhh....."

(Monte Python and the Holy Grail)

Can be a great saver when your wonderfully sophisticated term structure model produces negative forward rates. (Can stink though, use at your own risk.)

 


Graeme West

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Posted: 2004-08-03 12:09

 

"Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! "

"...I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump..."

"God has got a hardon for Marines. Because we kill everything we see."

Full Metal Jacket


Chiral is Tyler Durden

Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-08-03 18:48

 

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

Hannibal lectre


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Beavis
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Posted: 2004-08-04 16:26

"You're the type of person that would fuck a man in the ass and not even have the decency to give him a reach-around."

Full Metal Jacket


Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-08-06 22:53

"Just remember, there's a right way and a wrong way to do everything and the wrong way is to keep trying to make everybody else do it the right way."  M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

 

 

 


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Posted: 2004-08-08 21:38

 

"In this world we are all asses who bray, some more male, some more gay"


Cajellon de los milagros (street of miracles)

 


Vorsprung durch Technik

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Posted: 2004-08-10 13:25

Robert Dean: What the hell is happening?
Brill: I blew up the building.
Robert Dean: Why?!
Brill: Because you made a phone call!

Enemy of the State


The Figs Protocol.

Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-08-10 21:13

 

"I see dead people"

 

 


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Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-08-10 23:15

 

Boy: Can I date your daughter.

Father of the girl: Nooooooooooooooooooo! (with feeling)

Boy: But she’s 30 years old.

Father of the girl: Uh!

 

 


Vorsprung durch Technik

Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-08-20 17:19
 

Police: "Alright, you all know the drill. When your number is called, step forward, and repeat the phrase you've been given. Understand? Number one, step forward."

 No.1: "Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker."

Police: "Number two, step forward."

No.2: "Gimme the fuckin' keys, you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker ALALALALA!"

Police: "Knock it off, get back!"

 No.3:"Hand me the keys, you cock sucker."

Police: "In English, please?"

No.3:"'Scuse me?"

Police: "In English."

No.3: "Hand me the fuckin' keys, you cock sucker. What da fuck?"

 

 

The usual suspects

 


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Posted: 2004-08-31 18:43
[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi : It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel : Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi : It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel : It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi : It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel : You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi : What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel : Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

My karma will run over your dogma.

Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-11-19 17:56

 

He invested my money in a fruit comany--- Forrest Gump

 

 


Kutilya
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Posted: 2004-11-20 23:56

 

Kaizer Soze! Kaizer Soze! Kaizer Soze!

 

 


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Posted: 2004-11-21 00:53

"Life all comes down to a few moments - this is one of them."

Bud Fox


You might very well think that, I couldn't possibly comment.

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Posted: 2004-11-21 04:56
So true Bud. So true.

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Posted: 2004-11-21 05:02
Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

Lou Mannheim, Wall Street

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Posted: 2004-11-21 05:04

Thanks AndyM - one good Spinal Tap quote deserves another:

   

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [Pause] These go to eleven.


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Posted: 2004-11-22 13:10
On holiday, I got slapped for saying the classic line from Silence of the Lambs:

"It rubs the lotion in its skin, or else it gets the hose again." While having sun lotion rubbed in.


Fight Club - "We've just had a near life experience."

American Psycho - "My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs. "

Jaws - "We need a bigger boat".

Batman - "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? "

24 Hour Party People -"Every band needs it's own special chemistry. And Bez was a very good chemist. "
&
"It's a pity you didn't sign the Smiths, but you were right about Mick Hucknell. His music's rubbish, and he's a ginger. "

Shawshank Redemption - "I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. "

Princess Bride - "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money. "

Toy Story 2 - "You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop. "

Back to The Future - "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. "

& "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit. "

& " Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. "


Indiana Jones - "Sallah, I said NO camels. That's FIVE camels; can't you count?"

&"Nazis. I hate these guys. "

Life of Brian - "I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers"."


Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it.
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