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Nonius
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Posted: 2004-07-26 15:49

I just thought I'd kick this forum up a few notches, so to speak.

Female members are welcome to contribute.


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Posted: 2004-07-26 15:53
Ha!  You name it.

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Posted: 2004-07-26 15:55
mkay, on acid with a chick during her, er, menstruel cycle while watching the Smurfs?

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Posted: 2004-07-26 15:57
Ah, you got me.  You said "environment", not place.

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Posted: 2004-07-26 16:04

you say tomato, I say, er tomato...do-oh!  ok, how about a threesome involving a dead alligator and a bearded gypsy women from a Freak Show by the Sea?

Ok, no, but really....


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Posted: 2004-07-26 16:12
What does "wild environment" mean exactly?

Time is on my side.

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Posted: 2004-07-26 16:22

In the tomb of the Egyptian Pharao Ramses III.


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Posted: 2004-07-26 16:39

It depends on the completeness of the intercourse but I know someone who know someone who know someone .....

- Eurodisney, haunted house in the small cars

- Ski resort in the I dunno the name in ENG but Telecabines, same chick as before


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Posted: 2004-07-26 17:55

mkay, on acid with a chick during her, er, menstruel cycle while watching the Smurfs?

I'm sure you mean "at a certain point in her menstrual cycle".


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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:01
Wasn't me, but there was a trader that screwed his female clerk in the Board of Trade building 10 or 15 years back, with the blinds to his office open and half the building watching. I think Reuters might even had a story on it on the wire.

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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:02
you are correct Mela, I need to keep it real when I'm spewing out hyperbole.

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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:06
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It depends on the completeness of the intercourse but I know someone who know someone who know someone .....

- Eurodisney, haunted house in the small cars

- Ski resort in the I dunno the name in ENG but Telecabines, same chick as before

sounds like my kind of girl......

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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:11
I already have a warrant on her. Storm troopers are hunting her.

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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:12

She is but a friend of a friend of a friend, Panzer, wherefore I can call her one nasty salope! 

 

Do you have her number ... for Nonius of course.


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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:15

....and when you catch her, you're going to get rid of those ridiculous bunches, put her in a bikini, chains and make her dance... I like...

is it me, or is it more about getting the job done and less about the enjoyment when one is in flagrante publico, so to speak?


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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:17

yeah 06 79 63 XX 20 ... but it s too late... the Dark Side has completely fuc4ed her mind.

"Luke S: I am sure there is still some good in her"

But saying something with a minimum of wit, a woman in love can do anything for her man, from having se><ual intercourse in the wild, public places, posing bombs, shooting at the police, betraying Burger king for Mc do, etc.


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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:23

Well, Nonius, there you go: 100 phone calls maximum. 

Panzer, did she let her boyfreind give her a mind-f£ck, too?  I've heard of a skull-f£ck (penetration in the eye socket after removal of glass eye), but a mind-f£ck ought to be something original.


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Posted: 2004-07-26 18:23

 >>>Most wild environment in which you have had s*xual intercourse, female members are welcome to contribute.>>>

{falsetto}
...in the ass Tongue out

(the old jokes are still the best...)


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Posted: 2004-07-26 19:01
In a Banach space. It was late, I was drunk and I got there by chance, in fact I was just trying to reach the bog in this Hilibrand joint I got to, when all of a sudden I met this girl who was trying to apply Clifford algebra to her Levi-Civita local G spot. Thanks to my bosonic features (I work out five times a week) she was immediately intrigued by the torsion she could spot in my jeans, and before I knew it, I was all over the Wiener process, ripped her tensors off, start licking her many-body manifolds and penetrating her inner product space. Definetely a night to remember.

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Posted: 2004-07-26 19:04
Applause

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Posted: 2004-07-26 20:41
ROFL!

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Posted: 2004-07-26 20:58

I know a guy <not me> who was in seminary once, now he trades bonds.

Anyway, let's just say frustration got the better of him and one of the crazy chicks that try to spoil priests succeeded in her mission one night.

In a church.

During choir practice.

I think those details are enough to adequately let your imaginations form a cubic spline through the rest of the story, and will leave the rest for tha sanctity of the confessional. - james


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Posted: 2004-07-27 01:33
I used to have a thing for graveyards. I don't know if that really qualifies as wild - they are usually quite calm and peaceful at night. There were a couple of women who were into that enough to indulge my tastes.

Oh, I almost forgot, I once *almost* had sex with an East German lesbian in the trunk of a cab headed to Poland. We didn't actually finish the act, so maybe that doesn't count. (God I was drunk AND F'd up. . .)

If you've never tried one of those hourly motels around times square, they are pretty wild. Not many of them left these days, but there are one or two. Also, the hourly hotels out in Far Rockaway - those are freakin scary. But sexy.

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Posted: 2004-07-27 07:22
So far, it is a tie between James and Jab....

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Posted: 2004-07-27 10:50

"So far, it is a tie between James and Jab...."

<CORRECTION>

"So far, it is a tie between the former-seminarian-who-now-trades-bonds-that-James-knows and Jab...."


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