 granchio
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good point: I'd say it's just that the trading floors are much smaller, far fewer people. So statistically the chances of getting something funny out of them are much smaller |
"Deserve got nothing to do with it" - Clint |
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 chiral3
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There's something in Dodd-Frank about funny. |
Nonius is Satoshi Nakamoto. 物の哀れ |
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 Kitno
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A little old school but just before Christmas: Me: "Watch out he really has a drink problem" Sales: [ring ring] "Hi Bob [blah blah] so I hear you like a drink! Cutting down?! Don't be silly I'll dig your grave before that!" Me: mouthing WTF?! Sales: "Clam down!? You have problems?! The only problem is you can't keep up with me... etc. [blah blah blah blah]" After 5-6 minutes Me: "When I said he had a drink problem...he really has a drink problem....." Sales: "Oh. Shit." |
On a laager on a hill. A long way from Avondale. |
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 tabris
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Not exactly heard... but I found a Bloomberg headline funny:
"VIETNAM MAY REQUIRE DOMESTIC GAMBLERS TO USE DONG IN CASINOS" |
Dilbert: Why does it seem as though I am the only honest guy on earth?
Dogbert: Your type tends not to reproduce. |
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 nikol
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"It was not a bug, but a typo" - programmer who could not deliver |
... What is a man
If his chief good and market of his time
Be but to sleep and feed? (c) |
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 pj
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The things people do for "testing purposes"

From the polite support's email: > Please note random number in volatility surface is not good even for testing purpose. >It can only cause failure in the model calibration. |
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom
Henry L. Mencken |
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