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Posted: 2007-09-30 23:23

Journalist: Help me out…off the record.

Smuggler: Off the record, I like to get kissed before I get phucked.

Blood Diamond

Mr. De Bugger eD


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Posted: 2007-10-05 02:26

Tradenator's comment about everyone quoting Sun Tzu in another thread reminded me of this:

 "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!

Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal

Because he invented it.

And then he perfected it so that no man living could best him in the ring of honor.

Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.

And from that day forth, any time there is more than one animal in one place, it is called a ZOO!


Unless it's a farm."

The Soldier from "Team Fortress II" (games on the brain today, it seems)

the only reason it would be easier to program in C is that you can't easily express complex problems in C, so you don't. -comp.lang.lisp

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Posted: 2007-10-05 16:13

Just off the top of my head, my favourite quotes from Grease (Yeah yeah, chick flick. Give me a break)

"Tell me about it... stud!"

Zuko: "Oh bite the weeny, Riz"
Rizzo: "With relish!"

"So what do you guys think this is? A gang bang?"

"A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!"

"Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. You know, the only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."

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Posted: 2008-01-05 19:03

"We didn't have any room for the 7th floor in the building, so we put it in the building next door. So now that one has two 7th floors, which is a very interesting thing to know if you ever go there - which you probably won't, because the building next door is false." ~ Maxwell Smart in Get Smart

From the well read one

This too shall pass...


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Posted: 2008-01-06 18:22

Sorry for the long passage - just too many good ones in this:

"Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, an Army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great World War II, you won’t have to say, "Well, I shovelled shit in Louisiana."

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all."


"The Stranger within my gates, He may be evil or good, But I cannot tell what powers control-- What reasons sway his mood; Nor when the Gods of his far-off land Shall repossess his blood." ~ Kipling

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Posted: 2008-01-12 14:00
Rambo III - Blue Light Scene

The Figs Protocol.


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Posted: 2008-01-12 18:04
>That’s why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war.

What a load of crap.

"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward." John Maynard Keynes


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Posted: 2008-01-12 20:02

FDAXHunter: Rambo III - Blue Light Scene

"Y esto? ...Es una luz azul..."

I don't know why that's so fascinating, but it is.


the only reason it would be easier to program in C is that you can't easily express complex problems in C, so you don't. -comp.lang.lisp


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Posted: 2008-01-12 21:36
>Rambo III - Blue Light Scene
+1 Applause

«Да чего там описывать, планировать! Жизнь всё равно богаче». (Саня Радченко about specification writing)

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Nonius Unbound
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Posted: 2008-01-12 22:29
match me, Sidney

Chiral is Tyler Durden


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Posted: 2008-01-13 03:26
"Care for a little necrophilia?"

"We're all in it together kid"

East-coast supervillain Evil Smile

The Snowman

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Posted: 2008-01-14 12:12

Young man "Your father was a great man".

Young woman "I wish he weren't so great but alive".

From "Paradise Now".

Time is on my side.


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Posted: 2008-01-14 19:30

gladiator has loads

a few that come to mind

"at my signal, unleash hell"

"are you not entertained? are you not entertained? is this not why you come here??"



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Posted: 2008-06-12 17:35
There's a remarkable scene in the movie There Will Be Blood in which Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) confides to his alleged half-brother Henry Brands (Kevin J. O'Connor):

"I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. (...) There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone. (...) I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little, Henry... to have you here gives me a second breath. I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people."


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Posted: 2008-06-26 03:18

What's your vector Victor ?

It's almost been worth this depression to find out how little our big men know - Will Rogers


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Posted: 2008-07-05 23:37

There it is!! The Bridge of Death.

oh, great.


Ved Stranden No. 14


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Posted: 2008-07-07 16:42

In the Godfather,

"Leave the gun, bring the conolies."


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Posted: 2008-07-07 16:43

In the Blue Brothers,

"I hate Illinois Nazis"

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Posted: 2008-07-29 22:04

You only know how to take.

That’s because I was brought up by women.

The Mirror (Russian)

Splitting tens.

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Posted: 2011-01-12 18:10

Niles, I've got news for you. Copernicus called and you're NOT the
center of the universe. - Frasier Crane

From the well read one.

Splitting tens.

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Posted: 2011-03-07 23:05

Doc: I believe sucking smoke into your lungs will kill you.

King: My physcians say it relaxes the throat.

Doc: They are all idiots.

King: They've been knighted.

Doc: Makes it official then.

The Kings speech

This revolution is live & televised!


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Posted: 2011-03-08 11:55
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.



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Posted: 2011-03-08 19:01
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one."

Tony Montana, Scarface

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Posted: 2011-03-30 07:05

"I wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one, brought it up to me like room service"

Commander Williard - Apocolypse Now

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Posted: 2011-04-20 14:55

Rajan: So essentially, he* accused me of being a Luddite.

* Larry Summers

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